I’m sure that you all have heard the infamous Diarrhea song whether you went to camp or not. I thought I’d share a few of the lyrics I’ve created over the last few days after a bout of diarrhea. Please note that I can not confirm or deny that any of these happened this past week or any part of my history. Please also note that antibiotics can be your friends for somethings, but it is definitely not your butt’s friend.
Just in case you don’t know the tune of the Diarrhea song – a youtube clip to help you from Steve Martin’s movie Parenthood.
When a fart slips out the end and it has a juicy friend — Diarrhea Diarrhea — Diarrhea Diarrhea —
When you’re stomachs in a ball and your loose stool hits the wall —Diarrhea Diarrhea —Diarrhea Diarrhea —
When you try to cut a fart and you feel a soggy part —Diarrhea Diarrhea —Diarrhea Diarrhea —
When you’re sitting in a chair; all the sudden brown is there —Diarrhea Diarrhea —Diarrhea Diarrhea —
When you’re on antibiotics and your undies feel aquatic — Diarrhea Diarrhea —Diarrhea Diarrhea —
When you break a little wind and poo comes out your rear end —Diarrhea Diarrhea —Diarrhea Diarrhea —
If you have to squeeze your anus and it makes a splash like Greg Louganis — Diarrhea Diarrhea —Diarrhea Diarrhea —